Week Of December 11th 2015 In Review #Supergirl #ScreamQueens
#XMenApocalypse #NewYearCountdown
With my little mini-vacation over for the next week and a half before
my big year-end finale vacation which goes from the 21st or 22nd
until MLK day in the New Year, I've been biding my time soaking up
all the latest news and events going on in the world of
entertainment. And even though it's two weeks after Thanksgiving--the
time when normally the TV wasteland kicks in--and Star Wars is the
movie that will clearly dominate this holiday season, there is still
plenty else to talk about on all levels. We'll begin with Supergirl
(#Supergirl).
Monday's Supergirl on CBS, while not the winter finale, supplied more
than enough wow, shock and awe for fans to light up the internet and
Twitterverse with mind-blown reactions. The funniest thing is that
much of the episode was rather bland for the titular character. After
overexerting herself fighting Red Tornado, Kara experienced her first
short circuit, temporarily losing her powers. As she suffered through
the throes of being Human For A Day (ha! That was the title of the
episode. I snuck that in there. Huh? In hindsight I don't know why I
thought that was clever. Moving on), National City suffered through
an earthquake.
In her humanity, Kara bleeds for the first time, gets a cold or some
other sneezy disease, breaks her arm and needs rescuing by James.
Sadly, the one lesson she learns comes when she cannot save a man
from dying on the street. Just as the comic book Superman learns, she
can't save everyone.
She eventually regains her powers when she is told by the dork that
likes her (again, not bothering to shoot an email, private message
tweet or phone call her cousin's way) that she can regain her powers
more rapidly by having a burst of Kyrptonian adrenaline. She gets
this burst when she sees James in deathly trouble in an elevator
shaft after having saved some people from the upper levels. Her
powers back, she rescues him from falling to his death and the day is
saved.
The biggest shock for the fans came in the form of gloriously
over-the-top Black guy--that beautiful man of ridiculous looks,
perfectly delivered one-liners and overly awkward protectiveness over
Supergirl and her sister. While at the DEO headquarters (that's the
Department of Extraterrestrial Operations) the earthquake
accidentally knocks out the power temporarily while he and Kara's
sister are in the middle of moving a villain to a different cell.
With the power of mind control, the villain escapes to roam the halls
before they can get back-up generators running.
Now in lock down, over-the-top Black guy orders his crew to stay in
the one safe place they know he isn't while he and two others go
hunting. The alien takes over the brain of the two other soldiers,
making them kill each other. Kara's sister disobeys orders and runs
after her boss, taking another soldier with her who also falls prey
to the mind control. Having learned the previous week that her Black
superior not only worked with her father but was around when he died,
she distrusts him and handcuffs him to a shelf while she tries to go
stop the alien alone.
Bullets not working, her anti-mind-control device about to stop,
Black guy swoops in and saves the day, defeating the rock hard alien
with his bare hands. Now, she has hella questions. How could he
defeat the alien in a game of fisticuffs, and all sorts of craziness.
He tells her the story of her father dying and the real original
Black guy dying while in pursuit of a perceived hostile alien. The
alien turned out to be friendly but in trying to capture him, somehow
the two DEO agents died, but not before the alien tried saving the
life of Kara's adoptive father played by Dean Cain. Cain told the
alien to look after his daughters which Black guy has been doing ever
since. The big reveal came at the end of the story when over-the-top
Black guy revealed himself to be J'onn J'onzz AKA Martian Manhunter.
For those that don't know, in the comics, Martian Manhunter is a big
deal. While never the most popular on his own, he is most famous for
two things: being the sole survivor of the once thriving Martian race
and being one of the founding members of the Justice League. Yes, he
routinely fights alongside Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash,
and Green Lantern. Unlike the other aliens, he is not humanoid
looking enough to blend in, but does have the power to shape-shift
into anyone.
KGBeast? Looks more like Martian Manhunter |
Moving on, FOX's Scream Queens (#ScreamQueens) had its season finale this week and boy was it... long. For those that remember my initial three week roundup review on this (click #ScreamQueens up top to read it), I initially gave this a fairly low grade as it was a little too ridiculous. While it toned down some, I did skip three or four episodes at a time only to binge them when I got the chance, as wasting an hour each week on this wasn't to my liking. I almost didn't watch it at all during November and binged at least four episodes on Thanksgiving night, but I digress.
Ending the shortened season with a two-hour episode, the first hour
moved along nicely with Grace's psuedo-boyfriend confessing to being
the 4th killer who joined only after non-gay gay Boone caught him
snooping around and was about to kill him. Oh yeah, side note Boone
(played by Nick Jonas) was one of the killers just in case you didn't
know. Back to the boyfriend, he said he believed in what Boone was
trying to do by wiping out the KKT sorority house and only joined
because of that, but then he killed Boone and crazy Gigi (the loon
that raised Boone and his twin sister in a mental asylum) in order to
stop all the killing, but the third killer, Boone's twin sister,
remained.
After sending the missive of all missives (which I thought was
technically done very well with the writing being on the wall) The
Chanel or Chanel #1 or Chanel Oberlin (played by Emma Roberts) became
the most hated person in the world when it accidentally went out to
everyone on campus. Gag! This whole set-up really did nothing but
waste time to me and was a poor lead-in into a ridiculous scene that
had my mouth gaping and asking, "did these fools just try to fit
in an after-school special message on suicide?" Yes. Yes, they
did. Quite possibly the most disingenuous show where everything was a
gag, satire, or spoof on the horror genre, and had almost no real
emotion explored on any level suddenly stopped about 25 minutes in to
give us a PSA on "Suicide is never the answer. You shouldn't
even joke about that." Look, I've dealt with the issue in my
works before too, but never did it not fit the tone of what I was
doing. This whole scene from the missive to the idiotic death attempt
to Zayday trying to make a point that young people shouldn't kill
themselves all could have been cut without anyone noticing or caring.
The big reveal came at the beginning of the second hour which
preceded a full half hour accuse-fest to finger each of the remaining
Chanels as the killer (don't shake your head at me. I'll ignore it if
you will). After the first hour of Zayday and Grace going through the
school records of each of the remaining girls--a feat made possible
by a sex scene betwixt Jamie Lee Curtis and Oliver "Dad-bod"
Hudson--they came back to reveal that Chanel number six AKA neck
brace girl played by Lea Michele was the killer. The only reason she
was believed not to be the killer was because she had a stiletto heel
stuck in her eye supposedly put there by Chanel number five played by
Abigail Breslin.
The first half hour became so ridiculous that it was revealed that
Chanel five's parents wanted to disown her and took this opportunity
to throw her under the bus. But apparently Breslin wasn't alone as
Chanel number three played by Billie Lourd (surprise, she's Princess
Leia's real life daughter; didn't know it until I saw this picture.)
helped her. The most ludicrous and convoluted story of them all, she
supposedly had split personality disorder and had been taking killing
advice from her father Charles Manson. Her other dark half would use
the advice to kill her fellow sisters which she would be completely
unaware that she did.
This might have been enough if the show didn't spend another seven
minutes putting The Chanel in a similar scenario, fingering
her as the mastermind behind it all. Why did she do it? Kind of
because she could. All three of them arrested by major
sleuthing all-star Chief of police Denise Hemphill (played by Niecy
Nash who was literally the best part of this show for me), all was
solved and fair.
And then the real killer continued revealing her plan. Yes, the real
killer was Lea Michelle's Chanel number six, the "brainy"
twin of Boone who, not only jabbed the heel into her own eye making
sure not to puncture the actual eye, but methodically planned her
entry into the inner-sanctuary of KKT all to get revenge for her dead
bathtub-birthing mama. After growing up in the asylum, she was only
allowed in because she posed as a handicapped student and Dean Mensch
needed more diversity, unlike her brother Boone who just pretended to
be a Dickie Dollar scholar while never enrolling in the school in the
first place. My god, if you think this review is long you should have
watched the episode.
The Chanels all disowned by their parents (Chanel number one's
parents disowned her after the world-hating thing), all three of them
tried representing themselves in court to which the Black judge
determined they were crazy as they had slept through much of the
trial. He sentenced them to life in the asylum where they each
actually found happiness.
The dean and Grace's father engaged in a real relationship as she
wrote a best-selling book on new new feminism which basically says
the same as current feminism. While she figured out Lea Michele was
the killer she didn't turn the girl in after having killed her
husband and the deceptive minx knowing about it.
Now, Grace and Zayday with the help of Chanel six all turned around
the KKT house to be inclusive. Those two were spared because they
were nice to Chanel 6 on the first pledge day at the beginning of the
year, not to mention Grace is her half sister by blood through their
father. All was well, save for at the very end when the red devil
killer snuck into the asylum as The Chanel slept and lorded
over her with a knife. One last scream of horror for everyone and the
end. Why the episodes felt so laborious, I don't know. As I said, I
think they could have cut out entire scenes and it wouldn't have
mattered. They could also have cut some scenes shorter like the
goodbye between Denise and Chad which wasted four minutes of screen
time on nothing. This honestly felt like they knew they had been
commissioned for a certain amount of episodes and needed a ton of
filler to make that goal.
Can't move on fast enough from that one. Maybe if they have another
season next year as it was originally intended as an anthology like
American Horror Story, it will be better but until then, I am left
with a bland taste in my brain-mouth.
Finally, the week ended today on the release of the new X-Men
Apocalypse trailer. Check it out below if you haven't seen it yet.
Quick caveat, I am not a huge X-Men fan and never was. While I
enjoyed the exploits of Wolverine, the group as a whole was too
varied, too angsty, too everything for me. Not that I hated any of
the movies, books, or cartoons I just always thought, "oh, those
are nice." With that said, I have to say I am very unimpressed
with this trailer. Just as the music for the Batman v. Superman
trailer disappointed me with it's one note-ness, so too did this with
its lackluster ominous tone. If this is the end, why doesn't it seem
like it? Maybe because we know it isn't from the Days of Future Past?
I don't know.
Also, I have to say I never liked the choice of Oscar Isaacs as the
villain. In stature, face, and voice, he never seemed foreboding
enough to me. Forgetting his height as he can grow or shrink to
infinite sizes as shown in the trailer, his voice doesn't instill
terror and his face still looks silly to me like it did in the first
images from the movie. Will this be good? Maybe, but from the first
trailer, I am not impressed nor eager to even see it at this point.
What do you think? Were you watching any TV or film this week or were you too busy with holiday preparations? Did you see the big reveal on Supergirl? Are you excited to see Martian Manhunter? What about Scream Queens? Was this show even on your radar? How did you feel about the finale? And what of the new X-Men trailer? Did it get you excited to see the movie or are you apprehensive about the visuals? Let me know in the comments below (hint: click the no comments button if you see no comments).
What do you think? Were you watching any TV or film this week or were you too busy with holiday preparations? Did you see the big reveal on Supergirl? Are you excited to see Martian Manhunter? What about Scream Queens? Was this show even on your radar? How did you feel about the finale? And what of the new X-Men trailer? Did it get you excited to see the movie or are you apprehensive about the visuals? Let me know in the comments below (hint: click the no comments button if you see no comments).
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Until next time, "he calls them
the four horsemen."
'He got that one from the Bible.'
P.S. A quote from the trailer, but seriously what is up with all the
God and religious references in comic book movies these days,
especially when referring to the villain? Can we stop trying to make
all religion evil? I'll think of a better sign-off next time.
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