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Monday, November 2, 2015

Is Anyone Else Tripping On Merlin Being Young And Black? No? Just Me? OK #OnceUponATime #ABC

Is Anyone Else Tripping On Merlin Being Young And Black? No? Just Me? OK #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #ABC




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If my blog was more popular I know that someone would see that title and not bother reading the post or anything else on the site before going on a tirade about race. But even if you are a fan of the show and you have been paying attention to the way they treat the black characters, you would be saying the same thing or at least thinking it but being too afraid to say it. Where shall we begin?


ABC's sixth episode of Once Upon A Time (#OnceUponATime) has gifted us with some very interesting debate fodder having little to do with the show. First they brought Black Lancelot back (yes, I will forever call him Black Lancelot as seeing him for the first time after so much whiteness on this beloved show was mind-blowing). Now, they've brought in a black Merlin and I don't know how to react. Fans both white and non-white know that this show has a bit of a minority problem. The one Asian woman who was supposed to be a strong female was controversially turned gay. The few black women on the show have been evil or killed off or both. Black Lancelot was apparently killed and replaced with an evil white woman using magic to disguise herself as him only for him to mysteriously reappear this season. And now Merlin--a guy who was stuck in a tree for a millennia--is on the scene. What troublesome fate lay before him? Well...

Black Lancelot humbly at your service.

After last week's rescue of Merlin from the tree, he and many of the others went down to Camelot's dungeons to free Merida and Black Lancelot after they had been put in prison for treachery to the King. After discovering that King Arthur is actually evil, Snow White, Prince Charming and the rest of the Scooby-Doo gang spent their time trying to figure out what plans he has concerning Emma. As they go off to do their detective work, Merida stays behind with Belle and uses the always clever "what's over there" distraction technique to make an escape with Beast's love. What use does she have with Belle? Why, magic, of course.
Deprived of the magical wisps, she needs another way to find out to where her brothers have been kidnapped. Since Belle has a big book of magic with her, redhead figures the young lady can help her on her quest to save her siblings and her kingdom.

As the two women journey to save the three brothers in fairy tale times, back in Storybrooke Merida has been instructed to make Rumpelstiltskin into a hero capable of pulling Excalibur from the stone. But without the powers of the dark one he's just a plain old wimp like he had always been. Needing more than encouragement and a few forest sparing lessons, Emma instructs Merida to try killing Belle to force Rumpel to become a hero. His plan: flee the small town with his headstrong beauty before the arrowswoman has good opportunity to kill Belle.


She doesn't go with him, instead saying that they aren't the run-from-their-problems type and that he can be a hero. He reveals that the little glimpse of heroism he had back before he became the dark one was yet another lie. He originally told her he broke his foot to escape the troll wars so Bae (his son) wouldn't become an orphan. In earnest, he did it because he was scared of dying. It had nothing to do with his son.

Disappointed, she starts back toward town as he drives off and who does she run into but Merida.

Back in fairy tale time from a few weeks before, she and Merida magically locate her brothers that are to be executed that day so no one in her bloodline ever is able to lay claim to the throne. Brave's plan is to drink a magical elixir that would turn her into a bear. She would then use these grizzly powers to slaughter her enemies... and I can only assume get honey from trees or steal their picnic baskets too (I couldn't resist!). Belle gives her a pep talk about doing it herself and blah blah blah. She replaces the elixir with water, Red jumps from the bushes and is made a fool, she manages to save her brothers anyway by shooting through all three arrows flying toward their three heads.


Lady's got skills! The men then bow to her and accept her as rightful queen--yeah, this whole thing started because they didn't want a woman in power, and because they blamed her for not arrowing the enemy that speared her father on the battlefield. But all ended well there.

Back in Storybrooke she drank the real elixir and chased Belle through the woods where Rumpel made a triumphant return and saved Belle, becoming the hero Swan needed him to be. Going back and making a deal with the new dark one, he pulled the sword from the stone and threw it at her feet.

Wait, what about Merlin, you ask? The side plot involved the Storybrooke gang trying to contact Merlin after re-discovering they had freed him from his tree a few weeks prior. Their problem? Only someone chosen by Merlin could speak with him. First sending in Arthur to use a magical toadstool to summon him, they re-discovered his evilness when they found the unburnt mushroom he had carelessly tried to destroy. They get Henry in as he now holds the title of the author even though he no longer has the pen. They summon a vision of Merlin but instead of talking to him they get a holographic voicemail of him trying to explain how to clear the darkness from Emma. The message cuts off before he gives complete instruction as someone is coming for him. What was even more troublesome was not that they were going to potentially kill the black guy again, but the fact that Merlin magically appeared to Emma during her pick-pocketing days as a child. But wasn't he trapped in that tree for 1000 years? What a mystery!


What do you think? Are you troubled that Merlin doesn't have a big beard (you thought I was gonna say something about him being black again, didn't you? That's racist)? Are you upset that Merida's brothers didn't get to speak? And what the hell was up with that candy bar? Is that a popular candy there? Does the name have some extra meaning? Now I'm intrigued... and hungry. Let me know what you think in the comments below (hint: click the no comments button if you see no comments).

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Until next time, that was the day of the dead people. No, not the day of the dead people. The day of the dead, people.


P.S. Don't criticize my grammar. I don't want to start NaNoWriMo in tears. That's a writers' joke... sort of. My sign-off will be better next time.

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Dark Swan is in the town, there’s some evil goin’ down, The Wicked Witch is wearin’ a frown and, uh... you know, some other rhyming stuff. #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #PremiereWeek

Dark Swan is in the town, there’s some evil goin’ down, The Wicked Witch is wearin’ a frown and, uh... you know, some other rhyming stuff. #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #PremiereWeek


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OK, it’s taken me a while to come down off the Once Upon A Time (#OUAT) high I’ve been on and that’s not counting out the rush that I got from Blood and Oil (get it! Because it’s black gold. Gold rush?) and the mind freaking I got from Quantico (again, I’ll be doing a review of the first three episodes together for new shows but they had to kill the Mormon guy? Really?). No, OUAT made its triumphant return in a big way, and giving us plenty of flair and mysteries to solve for the first half of the season or longer. So let’s rewind the tape and figure out where we left off last.

For viewers that remember (and here’s a refresher post I did last year), we left off with the apprentice—not Donald Trump’s latest chosen celebrity minion but the sorcerer’s—lying in bed after a tussle with the dark one/Rumplestiltskin and the writer along with the other three villains of the season. Rumple didn’t come out of that too well as he was already dying because of the blackness in his own heart finally catching up with him. He subsequently fell into a coma. A little bit of shifting back and forth with Regina caused Emma Swan to have to take on the gravity of the infamous dagger of the Dark One. She was then magically consumed by a dark smoke and disappeared as her name emblazoned onto the blade as the new dark one equal in evil with Rumple. Dun! Dun! Dunnnnnnn!


OK, we all set? That wasn’t everything but it was enough of a jumping off point. In the land of fairy tales and make-believe crafted by OUAT, everything has a past, a story by which it came to be what we see it as. The dagger is no different as it was revealed that back in the day it served as the tip of the legendary sword in the stone. That’s right, the magical blade that only the chosen one could touch had its tip broken off before being plunged into the stone, and somehow wound up as the only controlling string to puppet the most malevolent force on the face of the earth. Questions? Hells yeah, but we’ll move on for now.


We found out that Emma wound up in the other realm of the fairy tales, somewhere very near to Camelot but in the middle of the woods. It’s the enchanted forest. Everything is woods. She runs into that redheaded girl from the movie Brave a few years back. Merida or Mereda—don’t really know as I didn’t care much for the movie. Just know that her name sounds like somebody started to say Meredith but then added a duh on the end to make it sound like some cool high school cliquish diss from the late 80s early 90s, which, frankly makes me wanna gag on a spoon but I’m getting off track. She says some stuff about a war amongst the kingdoms, her brothers have been kidnapped, her father’s dead and people don’t like it when women rule in her land. Then she grabs hold of this magical wisp thing that will show her the way to whatever her heart most desires if she whispers into it what she wants at what looks like a makeshift Stonehenge (it was in the Brave movie. Don’t worry about it). Problem is, you can only use this thing once and Emma needed to use it to find Merlin to free her from the curse of being the dark one. Still keeping up? Good.


As Emma weighs her options of if to kill the girl and steal the blue wish smoke or not, back in Storybrooke her clan of goody-two-shoes followers plot on how to find her and help her. Not as good as they think they are, Hook (her love) and her son Henry (she has a thing for guy’s with names that start with H) plot to make the wicked witch of the west (yeah, Dorothy’s witch) open a portal to another realm they can Stargate into and end up back in fairy tale land. Foolishly, they let her escape where she gets the wand given to the do-gooders by the apprentice to open the realm, because opening portals to other worlds isn’t easy.

Tricking the wicked witch, they get her to open the portal, re-capture her, jump through and stop Emma from making her second terrible mistake as the dark one as she decided to kill redhead. Regina the evil queen who is no longer evil nor a queen along with Snow White and Prince Charming, a few dwarves granny Robin Hood—everybody, really—wind up invited to Camelot when King Arthur rides up on his horse and goes all Bill and Ted talking about some prophecy Merlin made and how they had been waiting for them to arrive. Merlin there? Nope. And so the quest begins, right? You’re wrong again. That’s two for two. As would be expected with any show that is clearly already confusing enough, they jumped ahead six weeks to reveal the gang had returned to Storybrooke wearing Camelot garb and Emma had embraced her role as dark one. She showed up all Neo from the Matrix-like with tightly bunned hair and lines like, “I’m the dark one.” Honestly, it made me a little hot. It’s also 75 degrees in my house right now so... yeah.


Loaded episode? You bet, buddy! And I didn’t even mention the fact that Regina had charge of Emma’s dagger for two seconds, Snow White and Charming took the baby with them into the forest (because that’s the perfect place for a baby), Emma’s dark side manifests itself as Rumple to make her look crazy talking to herself and Black Lancelot is back (#BlackLancelot). It’s going to be a crazy season and just like everything else I get excited for, I can’t wait. If only the Super Blood Moon had been this satisfying rather than the cloudy sky blocking it out for me. Sigh!

What did you think? Did you expect the six week jump? Are you excited to see Dark Swan? Do you think she should have killed Mere-duh? And what’s with that whole Excalibur’s tip being the dagger’s blade thing? Mind-bottling, right? My mind was literally put into a bottle. Let me know what you think in the comments below.

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Until next time, don’t hate Emma. As we all learned from Joe on Bachelor In Paradise, Villain’s gotta Vill, man. Villain’s gotta Vill. ”


P.S. Alright, admittedly I used up just about all of my cleverness quota for the week on that Empire recap, but that sign-off totally works here. I’ll keep working on it.

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